- "Did I forget to wear my panties again?"
- "Miko Mido, born of the strange destiny of fighting off her enemies with sex.."
- "..a half-demon ninja sex warrior.."
"Missions are hard.. and I have to do all this sex!"
- Said by a wisened, elderly lady:
"Hmmm.. It looks like someone used a ninja potion and reprogrammed her snatch!"
- "Fools! Now do you understand? He has passed through my labia and into the realm of carnal defilement that is a part of me!"
- "She drips and drips with passion and yet she continues to babble on about her story!"
- "Oh, I see you've trained your vessel well!"
- Said by Nin-Nin, standing underneath a naked girl and looking up:
"I can see all the way in!"
- "If you want to revert to your human form, just exhale from below."